Rumor has it, before High Rise’s water problem on Thursday that classes have not been cancelled for a non-weather related event in over 30 years!
During the news meeting on Friday, Lumination Network staff compiled a Top 10 list a la David Letterman. Staff members Emily Snell, Hunter Patterson, Whitney Jarreld, Nicci Carney and Cory Woodroof all contributed to the list below.
10. The bison statue’s head is cut off, prompting a student-led search party headed up by Garner Goode dressed as the LU Bison
9. Belmont students litter campus with cups from Bongo Java
8. A group of High Rise freshmen organize a campus-wide simultaneous toilet flushing, causing the campus to overflow
7. Student leads a revolt after being turned away from singing praise chapel in Shamblin for third time in three weeks
6. Fire Marshal shuts down campus after trying to attend singing chapel in Shamblin with his daughter, a prospective student
5. Nicolas Cage discovers the Ark of the Covenant in the LU cave system
4. All students get chapel credit on time, prompting the university to give the students a day off
3. Network frame crashes after absurd amount of Blackboard and Academic Workshop emails
2. Squirrels invade student center before storming the Campus Life office, holding Dean McDowell for ransom
1. Professors run out of paper to use in classes after security fills year-long parking ticket quota in a single day
Have one better than ours? We think you can probably do better. Comment below or tweet at us at @LuminationNet with your suggestion. We’ll publish the best!